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[Jared Fogle:The True Tale]

The New Woody Allen

Man this shit is like the new Woody Allen. But of flash..and better. In fact, this makes Woody Allen look like a wooden donkey compared to a drinking fountain. You heard me buddy. I went there. This is the best fucking shit i've seen. It made me want to fucking crap my fucking pants up. In fact i think i did. Who knows. Best movie ever. This new Woody Allen should be nominated for President. Then we would have New Allen World.....Not just a continent. But a whole new way of thinking. Allen World...Where wooden donkeys decide the fate of all mankind. I could almost get off to this radical new style of shit. It makes all that fucking mario sprite shit on this site look like the shit it is..Shit...Donky shit. Dung Dung Dung. Ahhh i think my fucking head is going to explode. Does anyone think that xibit the rapper might be gay. He certainly acts the part. And his excessive ass raping doesn't help him out of his predicament. And what about little bow wow? Didn't he get raped? How did he pull that one off..Doesn't he still try to pull the hard-core gangster thing off? He sucks..Some guy spluged in his ass...He's no gangster.

[Life In Short]

everyone who didnt like this must suffer from peni

This was funny as hell...how funny?FUNNY AS HELL!no more no less...(if ur wondering how good "as hell" is its so good like if you ate a monkey and he tasted bad like you wouldnt care ..you know?)hmm...wheres my dollars...kill bill is too good for school

[Family Life with sound]

The Flyest Jizunk for Shizzunk

It was hella tight...I know some people dislike that expression (imean I hate it myself) but It seems to fit...Steve Soles submissions candy dance there way to my my funny bone and make me laugh so hard my fuckin head feels like its gonna explode ....jus like the Deux Es Machina in the flash movie
ED WOOD forever..he tight
Family life is ill
What?
Huh?

[Family Life: Candy DANCE!]

THIS SHIT IS SUPA FLY TNT!!!!!

This was good ....the graphics especially....Im sure sound will be added at some point....so dont try to neysay and put it down...when you masturbate to pictures of Bea Arthur (fully clothed)...watch urself...when ya mess with Soles...youll have a boot the size of BARNEY RUBBLE up ur ass!..know what Im sayin?...Does ur mother sew?

[Terminator food a no go]

Too Cool For School

This was good...Its too funny...The Terminator 3 was sucky as balls so its always good when someone comes along and rips into the massive cranium that is Swarzen..neg...Swarz..Arnold

Fogleboy responds:

no lynch...tu es muy cool por escuela

[Home Alone 5]

Home Alone 5..More Like..Home Alone Awesome!

Steve Soles did an awesome job on Home ALone 5.I personally thought it was one of the funniest flash parodies Ive seen in awhile.It also has great little reminders from the first film.Its all good!If you didnt like it go kill yourself.